frick u





siriusish:

sexhaver:

you dont truly understand how many bad urls there are on this site until one of your posts breaks 10k notes

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babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out






hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work











flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon






ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?











timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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kyurem:

i want a love story like titanic, he poor and dead and me rich and alive











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expertcosmotips:

how to get laid in one easy step






iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill





carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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