frick u










timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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kyurem:

i want a love story like titanic, he poor and dead and me rich and alive











[x]






expertcosmotips:

how to get laid in one easy step






iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill





carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you






dunshine:

if ur making a story and it doesnt have any queer characters:

  1. why
  2. stop
  3. start again
  4. do better





Benedict Cumberbatch on the set of the movie Black Mass in Boston, Massachusetts (x)






pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi






refreshes:

plans for the summer;

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