sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!
Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
i want a love story like titanic, he poor and dead and me rich and alive
how to get laid in one easy step
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion